ULO'S SITED

Unidentified Living Objects were sited at the Hale household recently! Look for the article posted in the National Enquirer coming soon. Scientists are trying to determine where and how these "creatures" arrived. At first observation, they seem to be docile, pleasant, and relatively friendly. But the jury is still out on whether this calm demeanor is an attempt to lure you into thinking they are "friendly's" only to cause you to let your guard down before they "pounce!" Please report any additional sightings to the National ULO Center located in Washington, D.C.